Magpie #90 Limerick Licks

image source: Google images, unknown photographer

 

Before you read any of these frantic limericks please go here for a much more sane approach to this magpie…thank-you very much! http://magpietales.blogspot.com/2011/11/mag-91.html

 

 There was an old lady from Dorset

 Who might know how to tie a corset

She loved to play this musical game

save for the chairs she sought to tame

and none of  thought anything of it

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 There was an old chair from the distant past

 who thought the party would be hyper- blast

 and all dead-wood played along

soon there’d be only one left

the stupid *itch from Suffix

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 There once was a Space known as SomePlaceElse

 that didn’t know it’s arse from a hole in the ground

 as it went from here to there just grab that chair that is square

 and a silly girl quite fair none would be the wiser for it

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 When trying out a Limerick

 it be best to not think a tick

 grab a beer and a chair sit down here

 and never mind yer complainin’

 🙂

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 chiccoreal

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